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Monday, November 29, 2010
Reasons why I never visit my rich friend
Once visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and......
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?" Answer: " Tea please" Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?" Answer : "Ceylon tea " Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ? Answer: "white" Question: "Milk, or fresh cream? Answer: "With milk "
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. " Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar" Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? " Answer: "Mineral water" Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?" Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst"