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Monday, November 29, 2010

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend





Once visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and......





Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda,
Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"


Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush
tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "


Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: "white"


Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "


Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"


Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."


Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Answer: "Mineral water"


Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst"




HA-ha! 

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