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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Man Rules

Now here are the rules from MEN's side.

Please note.. 

These are all numbered "1ON PURPOSE!"

1.Men are NOT mind readers.


1.Sunday sports, It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1.Crying is blackmail.

1.Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.Come to us with a problem only 
if you want help solving it. 

That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1.If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1.You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1.Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1.Christopher Columbus did NOT
need directions and neither do we.

1.ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

1.If it itches, it will
be scratched.
We do that.

1.If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1.Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football Or Cricket Or Hockey.

1.You have enough clothes.

1.You have too many shoes.

1.I am in shape.Round is a shape!

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